Well, there are many countries and continents on the earth for you to have your holidays.
But why Britain?
First of all you cannot go to Germany, because Germans are very anal. Just look at their cars, every single bits found on a car design by German auto company are build to percussion. And most of all, they are all Nazis.
Then you cannot go to French, because French people are very romantic. Which is a good thing. But the next moment, you will find yourselves cheating on your partner with some passionate romantic French stranger. Which is a terrible thing to do.
Next, you cannot go to Itaily, because most itailans are mafia.
That is pretty much about europe.
America is all about terriost, bush and Obama. So there is nothing much.
Asia = Singapore.
Anyway, back to UK.
UK is the orgin of Mods. The coolest subculture in the world.
UK gave us The WHO, David Beckham and Simon Cowell.
And let's not forget England is the birthplace of industrial revolution.
How about all the rich history about kings and knights.
The Queen and princess Diana.
How can you not want to go to England?
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